It is a miracle curiosity survives formal education.---Albert Einstein

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! ( I found it), but "That's funny..."---Isaac Asimov

Space and time are not conditions in which we live, they are modes in which we think - Einstein

Scientific truth is determined as much by the social climate of the times as by the dictates of reason and logic.

A witty saying proves nothing.---Voltaire

It is possible for your mind to be so open that your brain falls out.

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, & the frog usually dies as a result.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others see things that never were and ask why not.---George Bernard Shaw

As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy. - Christopher Dawson

If you pick up a dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog.---Mark Twain

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.---Boris Yelstin

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism, it's exactly the opposite.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.---Abraham Maslow

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.----Isaac Asimov

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks & stones.---Albert Einstein

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.---Abraham Lincoln

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.

Life may have no meaning; Or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.---Ashleigh Brilliant

Never put of today what you can put off indefinitely.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie, this guy would be buried in the credits as somthing like "Second Tall Man".

The road to success is always under construction.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest; with an axe.

Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.

People who think they must always speak the truth overlook a somtimes better choice: silence.

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb; That's where the fruit is.

No failure is ever final, nor is any success.

Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.-Bertrand Russell

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You may find after a time that having is not nearly as fine a thing as wanting. ---Mr. Spock

"Where no hope is left, is left no fear." Milton

"Life's but a walking shadow - a pour player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying nothing." Shakespeare

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances and one man in his time plays many parts. —William Shakespeare

No one loves his country for its size or eminence, but because it is his own. —Seneca, Letter to Lucilius

Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. —Stanley Horowitz

"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." —Gracie Allen

"Every man is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody." —Mark Twain

"It is no use saying 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary." —Winston Churchill

"Experience is not what happens to you. It's what you do with what happens to you." —Aldous Huxley

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands—and then eat just one of the pieces. —Judith Viorst

Hope is a gift we give ourselves, and it remains when all else is gone. —Naomi Judd

Love is blind. --Geoffrey Chaucer

Everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. --Leo Tolstoy

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. --Sophocles

I often wish ... that I could rid the world of the tyranny of facts. What are facts but compromises? A fact merely marks the point where we have agreed to let investigation cease. —Anonymous

Albert Einstein... "There is only one important question: Is the universe friendly?"

Ludwig Von Beethoven... "I shall hear in heaven!."

Home is where the heart is-anonymous

I am a child of the universe, as much as the trees and the stars I have a right to be here

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.-Churchill

This is not the end. It is not even the begginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. -Churchill

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.-Churchill

We shall not flag or fail. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidenc and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.-Churchill

The Balkans are not worth the healthy bones of a single Pomeranien grenadier-Otto von Bismarck

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.-J.R.R. Tolkien

England! With all thy faults I love thee still.-Lord Byron

I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. -Newton

O Diamond! Diamond! Thou little knowest the mischief done! -Newton

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
--Margaret Mead

Man shall never reach the moon for such a quantity of gunpowder would be needed as to gravely injure the crew
--Childrens Encyclopaedia, 1926

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