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A witty saying proves nothing.---Voltaire It is possible for your mind to be so open that your brain falls out. Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, & the frog usually dies as a result. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others see things that never were and ask why not.---George Bernard Shaw If you pick up a dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog.---Mark Twain Budget: A method for going broke methodically. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal. Life may have no meaning; Or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.---Ashleigh Brilliant Never put of today what you can put off indefinitely. The road to success is always under construction. Do not regret growing old, many are denied the privelidge. People who think they must always speak the truth overlook a somtimes better choice: silence. Don't be afraid to go out on a limb; That's where the fruit is. No failure is ever final, nor is any success. Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.-Bertrand Russell Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. You may find after a time that having is not nearly as fine a thing as wanting. ---Mr. Spock "Where no hope is left, is left no fear." Milton "Life's but a walking shadow - a pour player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying nothing." Shakespeare All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances and one man in his time plays many parts. —William Shakespeare Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. —Stanley Horowitz "When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." —Gracie Allen "Every man is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody." —Mark Twain "Experience is not what happens to you. It's what you do with what happens to you." —Aldous Huxley Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands—and then eat just one of the pieces. —Judith Viorst Hope is a gift we give ourselves, and it remains when all else is gone. —Naomi Judd Ludwig Von Beethoven... "I shall hear in heaven!." Home is where the heart is-anonymous I am a child of the universe, as much as the trees and the stars I have a right to be here Home |